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Either way, you're not going to get any money. Why don't you just quit? Try finding a new job?
Thank you, America. ):
make them fire you. steal from and/or vandalize the company
#15 that won't help. There is a difference between getting fired and getting laid off. If you are terminated because of lack of funds, downsizing, etc...then you're laid off. Termination by means of vandalism, theft, physical aggression, getting caught with your bare ass on the copy machine, just being a general jackass is getting fired, in which IIRC you may or may not qualify for unemployment that way.
If they cant fire you you should just do all sorts of crazy shit to your boss and coworkers.
you should poop on your boss's lap.
Show up late as hell. Half ass all the work (aka don't even do it), take long 2-3 hour lunches and use them to go on interviews.leave early.
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Actually, that is illegal (at least in my state). By law they are required to pay you, by the conditions outlined by your employment, for the work you have done for a week by the following Friday, if they can't pay you they have to terminate you.
You best start stealing as much crap as you can then, remember all the money is in Forks, no one wants spoons nowadays.