Intimacy: Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging... - FML

By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 03:00

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

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Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

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Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Too bad she's not your boss, you could've definitely used that to your advantage.

jessicarenee88 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:40

perhaps she left it on purpose. something like that does not seem like it could be accidental...

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nomnommed 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:11

Did you watch the whole thing?

tobbikr 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 22:41

Put it on NewbieNudes. Just blur the face if it's seen :p

bitheway 2

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:26

Your not into cougars?

RighteousBro4 4

Friday 11 March 2011 6:06

she wants you, and you need to post a pic so we can see what she looks like!

azcarate 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:19

post it on xxnx.com lol

evelinaaa 0

Monday 14 March 2011 20:37

ewww!

Vaesive 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:36

Haha bitch rolled

SassiestLemon 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:23

Oh, God.

KourtneyRay 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:56

Blackmail?

cruceno77 0

Friday 18 March 2011 20:57

ha who does that? lol but i bet you still kept the vid

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