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By Cassie - 21/05/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

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You deserved it 47 315

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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You deserved it 75 127

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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You deserved it 617

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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You deserved it 11 028

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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You deserved it 7 874

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 396

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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You deserved it 4 549

By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 10 414

Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 913

You deserved it 4 471

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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You deserved it 9 013

theSil 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

it won't be the last guy to do that

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."

Comments

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:58

Closing the comments on this one; you know why.

Kng21 0

Tuesday 6 November 2012 7:36

What is wrong with all you people? It's wrong to have sex before you're married. A purity ring is just a reminder of that commitment you've made to keep that promise. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Some people, like Christians wear it because they want to. Stop hating on it just cause you disagree with it or whatever. I would wear one, but I haven't yet. It annoys me so much when people say a bunch of things against something like a purity ring or Christianity or anything else, esp. when they don't even understand it! I'm sorry your crush did that. He isn't the type of guy you want to be with anyway if he hung up once he heard of your purity ring.

woolymittens 11

Friday 25 January 2013 19:52

Why have people put that she deserves it? Good for her that she has a purity ring :)

gators1995 30

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:07

Why so many YDIs?

SJRsooner 17

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:18

Personally I'm not a fan of purity rings themselves, but as for what they represent, all the way! Keep it pure til marriage!

Laura3415 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:21

Not worth your time or your feelings.

theorangecurls 18

Friday 11 July 2014 10:38

If he doesn't respect you he's not worth your time

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:58

I say good for you. As he for him, if he wants to be a horny jerk that's fine too.

whatthefhumanity 7

Wednesday 15 October 2014 15:03

That's fair enough though, just because you want to stay pure doesn't mean he has to. If that's not a view he can accept, it's right for him to stop talking to you. Find someone better suited to you.