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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Let's not do this again someday

By Crushed - 17/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:32

Or maybe he's not confident and was trying to get the response "hey, why not" because he dosen't think you'd go for someone like him ;)

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:27

Onion rings are good.

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geekometer96 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:44

Hey I'm 13 and all that's not true! Because u watched hannah Montana when ur 13 doesn't mean we do! And no we do not try to act like cool teens we just try to get along.

bnisawsome 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:05

well, if he took you out to lunch he probably likes you, at least as a friend. could he have been making a joke, or maybe he was trying to be flirtatious and wanted to provoke you or see how you reacted. maybe he was trying to judge if you would want to kiss him or not by your reaction.

skullbuster 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:27

Ok, Dr. Phil and Oprah dispense this kind of gold for millions each year, so I am going to treat everyone to this for free right here (As some lunatic with a computer on the internet who doesn't think often before speaking, I am at least as qualified as those two wankers to give advice). Commenters: Don't encourage this cracker (i.e. the OP), I'm sure the guy does like her as a friend, or else he lost a bet and went to lunch, but let's give OP the benefit of the doubt that she was at least lunch-worthy. I heard no mention of any moon eyes across the table over onion rings and I'm sure there was no malice on the part of the friend either. Sometimes there just isn't a love connection. There is no upcoming scene in this flick where OP and Jake Ryan are going to be sitting on the table in his trashed house where he springs a birthday cake on her and leans in for the big kiss... so let's all cut through the bullshit here! OP: Close this page on your browser, forget any hope with this guy, and live your life! There is somebody out there who is going to chow down on onion rings and then lay a big fat kiss on you afterwards, no worries... When all else fails, I have already proposed my idea for hobolove.net. All of the FML'ers who post about their experiences falling asleep on mass transit only to be molested by drunken hobos are being asked to help me post the locations so all of the women surfing the web can enjoy random love on a bus or train in a metro area near them! STAY TUNED!