Miscellaneous: Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out...

By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By notyouraverage - 03/04/2018 19:00

Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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Bugging out

By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 16:00 - Italy

Today, there's a guy in my class who I'm very attracted to. I'm hyperconscious of him for that, and I worry about the impression I give. By now though, there have been at least two different eye contact occasions that made it look like I was staring at him when I was NOT, and now I must look like a creepy stalker. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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corky1992 33

Wednesday 30 November 2016 9:14

Makes me wonder if people have ever thought i was awkwardly staring at them while i completely space out lol.

zaidthunder1 27

Wednesday 30 November 2016 8:54

If that was me, it would be an expression of elation.

Comments

Real4Real 11

Thursday 1 December 2016 9:42

Just learn not to question anything in your world and you'll be ok

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 1 December 2016 9:57

Well you could always say you were caught off gaurd by the size and got distracted

CastaP 12

Friday 2 December 2016 11:47

Trust me, with the thought of THAT being what you were doing at the time, he was probably more of a clean canvas than he even knows himself - As in: "Wanna come up for coffee?" "Nah, it'll just keep me up all night."

amehl977 21

Friday 2 December 2016 23:05

He probably felt self conscious thinking his fly was down or something, lol that's how I would explain a girl looking at me there

TooCoolForNames 10

Wednesday 7 December 2016 19:41

Oh god, the same things happened to me a while back while I was standing in a group with my friend and her friends. Kinda zoned out while they were talking, only to then 'wake up' and realize I was staring directly at one of the guy's crotch, and he was staring back at me, clearly having noticed. All he'll know me by is 'creepy crotch-stare girl'. I can't look at him ever again.