Miscellaneous: Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By TodX - 27/12/2008 08:23 - France

Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML

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By ET - 21/12/2015 23:30 - United States - Glendale

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By notworthy - 25/01/2010 09:32 - New Zealand

Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML

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By LonelySanta - 24/12/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

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By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:03

You'd think the card company would take care of that. Play it off as a joke "can you find the mistake?" Or just be straight up and stop bitching.

EffinAhole 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:17

Exactly, use a red pen to correct the mistake and write a grade at the top "B-". Everyone will think its hilarious and it will make your cards way more original.

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iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:07

31 is NOT correct. Or maybe only HALF correct. Up until 3rd grade I did have one teacher that taught all subjects. 4th-8th grade I had one teacher per subject. And because it was a small town they had only one school that contained Pre-K up to 8th grade and called it Elementary instead of the traditional Primary and Middle schools. So shove it bitch :)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:25

Make a joke out of it, OP! Perhaps you can persuade people into thinking you did it on purpose.

gaysunshine 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:49

I dont see your logic in that, what would it do?

Cjmw 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:52

No one will notice, and IF they do, it won't matter. It's not they're going to put it on your tombstone.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:26

Well they didn't intend to before but now you've put the idea out there. The OP is now doomed to be known forever as the teacher who spelt wonderful wrong on a Christmas card. "Here lies ________, the teacher who spelt it wondeful "