Work: Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk....

By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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Good one, guys, thanks

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

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By David Ryan - 11/09/2020 09:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking by a neighbour when he said, "Is your dad home?" I swiftly replied, "I'm good thanks." FML

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By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

Area_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:27

You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

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zachgop 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:15

Wow. I love checking this site out, and it takes a lot to offend me, but this one actually did, for the first time on here. What a prick.

anashaalmajiid 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:06

"Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." I GUESS YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTION!

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:20

aha right on dude

eeee93757 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:45

This is why I never plan on pursuing a job in public service; Americans are stupid, lazy, self-centered, assholes. Hope you can still sleep at night bitch.

kprl233 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:40

Are you saying that construction workers are idoits? Thats rude, at least he's not the one calling people he doesn't know idiots especially when you're not 100% sure he left.

Chrisham 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:45

Again... How is that in ANY way saying ALL construction workers are idiots? Most of the people commenting are truly retarded...

anashaalmajiid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:35

yeah seriously...maybe the guy said something mean to her or they had a previous conflict. the OP isn't necessarily saying that she thinks that all construction workers are idiots... stop with the death threats guys gosh

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 10:26

I wonder if you realised somewhere in this thread that anyone will see that you're the OP. I pity you fool.

bjay09 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:28

get over urself u ******* loser. learn some ******* respect. no doubt u were the loser in high school with their head stuck in a book speaking of books dont judge a book by its cover ****