By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 906
You deserved it 7 746

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.

Comments

duckie1015 9

My family and I fight NOT to get the corner pieces soooo you're perfectly welcome to just take all of ours. Problem solved :)

Buy the edge brownie pan from Vat19 all pieces are edge pieces!! :D

Are there limited brownies in your trailer park? I can't think of a good reason to physically fight over a brownie. Unless your family is just THAT fat and needs to sustain their "shape."

MeMareeh 0

72 Brownies know no boundries! Not even trailer parks. Nor are they devoured by only the fat. And corner brownies??? MMM THE BEST !!!

So make the Brownies in a pie dish. Genius!

emodude44 0

Preciouuussss... Juicy meat, is good to eat, its nice and sweeeet.... Stupid fat hobbitses... They take my PRECIOUS! We wants the brownie yes we does! We wants it! The brownie IS MY PRECIOUS!

sabb1228 0

I'd go up to him, yell **** you, and drill him as hard as you can.

Yeah, then at least you look hard for that spilt second before you take the back of the pimp hand across the face to the ground.

chquitaMa 0

Can't mess around when it come to browines ! ;D

Dysfunctional family you got there.

perdix 29

When I grew up, you never ate the last of anything, that was for Dad. How could you be so disrespectful? If you want to be the alpha male, get a job and start your own family. Just make sure you marry a woman who bakes like a BAWS! BTW, back in biblical times, striking a parent was a death-penalty crime. You're just out a corner brownie.