By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 906
You deserved it 7 746

Same thing different taste

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You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.

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go dad! I'm guessing your in his house where he is king and you are a sponging leach who soaks up money and valuable oxygen!!

rubberduckie72 4

this ks the first fml that actually made me laugh out loud. it soumds like my house. i have seen races to the kitchen with people being thrown out of the path for the corner peices. oh yeah you haters dads not nesscesrily abusive, probably just some good natured scuffling. its all fun and ges tkll someone ends up with a black eye and sprained wrist. U MADE MY DAY WITH UR PAIN.

stevenJB 25

To 19....brownies aren't jus a treat, they are a way of life!!!

I suspect op's dad was playing "why are you hitting yourself?" with weakling op, who therefore gave himself the injuries!

And and I guess he left you with a concussion

Hehehehe. Brownie Points. (cheesy joke :D)

Matty1188 6

Your dad is an abuser then. Seriously, parents aren't supposed to hurt their children, brownie or not.