By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.

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huh_what 4

that sounds like something my dad would do....

Mourningstar 4

Dont **** with dad and his brownies

Am I the only one who thinks the Dad is being abusive? If I had a kid and found out the Dad gave them a black eye and sprained wrist and laughed about it I'd be calling the police

Get the brownie corner pan from Vat 19, it makes brownies so every piece is corner piece!:D And sorry about you black eye and your wrist OP:(

If he physically abuses you, you should report it.

rubberduckie72 4

i say dad is not an anuser. it could happen at my house. really here is jow i picture it for allu telling op to call the cops. they are sitting in living room and somebidy walks by eating a brownie a and mentions only one corner piece left. op and dad get up runnining to kitchen. dad darts ahead and throws elbow back and catches op in eye when he ment to just catch op in other spot probably di not even put elbow back hard it does not tale much to black an eye. op really wanting brownie continues on undetered despite watering eeye he or she keeps running and because eye is watering misjudgez turn or somethimg or runs into dad or possilly a scuffle at brownie pan causes op to be thrown off balence and the way they lamd caused harm to wrist. stuff like this happens in famies all the time. good natured rough housing and some one gets hurt. i laughed so loud when i read this