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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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pepetto 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.

Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

That's sad, your poor dad :(

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jessxoxo28 5

Monday 8 February 2010 22:30

aw poor guy :( i hope ur dad feels better. and i hope u feel like shit for not helping

The15Alex15 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:47

daz funny lol he must of been really mad at u 4 dat lol

nathan0816 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:01

nigga its not fml its fhl meaning f*** his life cuz that shyt didnt happen to u.. it happened to him

fukcre 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:03

Well, you're a pretty terrible person.

BlueTwist89 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:23

Wow, YDI. Usually you can tell the difference between ranting/bitching and a plea for help. Btw, karma is a bitch. Hope you don't end up in that situation ><.

rosea888 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:52

oooooo people think ur stupid and an idiot now..... haha

Ashle1gh 14

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:00

If you can't distinguish the difference between a yell out of anger and of pain, you obviously need some sort of help. By the way instead of turning the volume on your iPod up and walking away, I strongly suggest you listen to their point of view, there are always two sides to a story, and you need to realise that you're not always going to be correct.