woops sorry OP your a boy. That was such a bitchy thing for you to do I just assumed.

I thought it was his son

What does OP mean?

By your FML saying that you were listening to an iPod while working just tells me that you never work, because people who work alot do not listen to headphones because they are strictly a nuisance when working. And parents yell to discipline because they care, maybe you need to think about that while your father is in the hospital. YDI. oh and you're probably going to get your ass beat once he gets done healing, and your iPod stepped on.

you're an idiot. I ALWAYS listen to my iPod when I work. Keep all of the other distractions down. Also, studies show that some people (mostly male) work better with music. OP: meh, not much to say. I get where you're coming from, though. It's not an FYL, your life is fine, and you certainly didn't deserve it. What, OP's tired of getting yelled at? That's fine. He's a teenager, they ignore authority. Sometimes parents are out of line too. So people, get of OP's back. You guys are assuming WAAAY to much.

^ this comment here is the pretty much all I have to say. WIN. i have to admit though I've did this before but it was an accident. my step dad was on the roof and the ladder had fallen down and I couldn't hear him yelling so finally the neighbor came knocking on the door and we got him down. lol it was kinda funny.we all laughed.

@33, you do not stay in the hospital for a cracked rib. No.

THANK YOU, 35!! Kids these days, honestly.

I agree with you 100%. I'm a 19 n I work my asz off to help my mom. his dad shouldn't have to come home to askin you to do things. You should do it automatically.

agreed :)

Hey, at least his mom has experience. Other than that though, incest is disgusting.

Perdix, I usually LOVE your comments.. but that was a fail, and sick. I would send you to a psychiatric hospital for saying that around me.

ibrett, I dunno. When I read this one, I got that "Call of the Wild"/"White Fang" Jack London vibe, so I went with the whole dogs and wolves in the snow thing. Does that make me crazy, or literate? I'm trying to be funny, but still unique. Sorry if this didn't work for you, and rest assured that if I ever found you hurt, I'd help you, not kill you and take your role in the pack. :)

perdix, you're both crazy and literate. Being locked up, all you can do is read books, look at FMLs, and yell at mice with your shirt off.

Thanks, snick, I realize that one was kind of "out there" and I am happy that someone liked it.:)

The Law of the Jungle is undefiable. Must. Obey.

@MermaidSong: That's what she said. @perdix, yeah it was pretty funny. You get a point for being 'out there'. It's been a while since I've heard an incest joke. But it was pretty good. So two people like it. And the zombie sex slave above me, MermaidSong. Incest, the game the whole family can play :)

Ajjas, I've come up with a theory: Incest is always practiced the next state over. In Texas, we think they practice incest in Louisiana or Arkansas. In Ohio, we thought they did it in West Virginia. Next time you meet someone ask them, "What state do you think of when you think of. . . incest?" See if my theory holds water!

@perdix That's true. At least for Ohio. I live in Ohio, and my mom always tells me about the inbred mountain people of West Virginia o_O I don't believe it, though. @Ajjas Zombie sex slave?

@perdix: That means it's practised everywhere... At least that's what we think? @Tara: Yeah you were acting like a zombie or something "Must obey the Jungle Law" Or something lol. So I just added the words sex and slave and BOOM. Zombie sex slave!

probably coz your the product of your mom and her brother ^_^ wild guess from looking at your pic

Uh, sorry, no. I grew up in one of the least hicksville areas of WV. Even there, the local families do indeed have a polite way to explain that Muffy's googly eye or Cricket's inability to read or write above a 3rd grade level is due to a *ahem* shallow gene pool. They call it being "backwards." Most of the backwards people in my town lived in the nearby mountains, but they definitely do exist. And perdico, don't even say it-- all of my family lives safely out of state, thanks ;)

Sorry, that^^ was in re: Zombie Sex Slave's WV comment.