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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 10:51 - United States - Irvine

Today, my dad and I had an hour-long conversation. When he was getting up to leave my room he said, "Good talk Chelsey." My sister is Chelsey. So I corrected him. He thought I was joking. My father can't tell my sister and I apart. We are not twins. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 00:20 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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By yeaokay - 29/10/2010 05:22 - United States

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML

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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Friday 8 March 2013 16:14

Whatever, Chelsea. You won't fool me!

littlemonster94 15

Friday 8 March 2013 16:12

This is when you do something really bad, and blame Chelsea.. "No dad, it was Chelsea!" *points sheepishly at unsuspecting sister*

Comments

Amizee 12

Friday 8 March 2013 18:11

That's just wrong.. Feel so sorry for you!

Jessj958 19

Friday 8 March 2013 18:18

It's really sad a father can't tell his children apart. I will never get my sons mixed up. I would understand a little if they were twins, but in OPs case I think it's safe to say her father has somewhat failed as a parent.

lochiamochia 25

Saturday 9 March 2013 7:00

You said 'never' ..... Now most definitely you will! Bum bum bum bum baaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaa! *Jaw drop and bilateral cheek slap* "Oh, the horror!"

upallnight11 19

Friday 8 March 2013 18:49

Story of my life...

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Friday 8 March 2013 19:26

I love how half the comments are spelling her name wrong.

p36288 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:16

autocorrect, i think.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 8 March 2013 19:42

Settle down, Chelsea.

Eeveelution 8

Friday 8 March 2013 19:52

Not that bad, my dad gets my sister and I mixed up all the time... She's 8 and blonde

Eeveelution 8

Friday 8 March 2013 19:53

And I am 23 and brunette

p36288 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:18

8 and 23 should be quite different, i can't imagine...

vbmg152 18

Friday 8 March 2013 19:53

My dad thought I was 8 yrs old my whole life! I'd give anything to hear that mistake again!

rachel_h 14

Friday 8 March 2013 21:24

Wow. That's sad

WWstar 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:45

wow, that's bad. Did you tell ur mom? If he's getting Alzheimer's I know if you catch early It can be helped.

josiem 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:23

My sister and I have the same problem with a lot of people. The most frustrating part is that she is nearly twelves years younger than I am. It drives us nuts.