By nothingdoes - 27/10/2010 17:59 - United States

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Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymed with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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perdix 29

A woman from North Carolina Strung catgut across her ****** With proper-sized cocks Her **** would play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Mina There are a few rhymes for you.

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DncrHap 9

glarg. i would not be a happy camper if my father asked me that. kind of made my stomach lurch just thinking about it. ):

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jessicaaababy 8

oh god that must have been awkward hahah

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W4X 0

Abe happy your parents are still loving. Many peoples parents hate each other or get a divorce. May be a bit disguising but it's what humans do. So next time, instead of getting FML, you should think "Wow. My parents still have sex. Good for them!" :P

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starberries 0

I'm sorry you're so bitter after your parents' divorce. But please, keep it to yourself. It is gross to think of your parents having sex. We all know it happens, and none of us want to think about it.

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ohhoho 2

@starberies: You're a very grumpy person aren't you. Some people are more open with the topic of sex than others. Open your mind.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I agree and don't see an FML here either, maybe the OP has to grow a little to understand this.

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blinks 0

No, I'm with Starberries. yes it happens, yes it's natural but it doesn't mean I wanna walk around in a good mood with a smile on my face cos I'm thinking bout how cool it is that my parents have sex. it's not quite an FML. but it's pretty gross. BTW since when is it considered 'open minded' to think about your parents having sex? what year did that come in cos I missed it obviously.

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Cinn_fml 22

You don't have to imagine it, blinks & starberries. Just accept it. If you really are so worried that you'll be traumatised for life if your parents mention any words related to sex because it means you'll picture it, just have a backup imagine ready, like mulitcoloured elephants.

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starberries 0

Actually the main point of my comment was that W4X needs to shut up and stop whining about his parents' divorce. He's acting like "omg you should be SO HAPPY to think about your parents having sex because mine hate each other, poor me poor me!!"

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HomeAl0ne 20

Dear Regina, Ode to your ******... Stroker or grinder, I've never seen finer. And that is including all **** star designer. Errr about that call from "To Catch a Predator", they allege she's a minor from North Carolina but it's hard to tell when you're kneeling behind her. So please go a bit easy, I suffer angina. Oh, and as for your present? I got you bone china! Happy Birthday

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brennboo 3

or Happy Anniversary it's all the same

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starile 19

Thank you, finally someone brought up angina lol

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