By nothingdoes - 27/10/2010 17:59 - United States

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Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymed with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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perdix 29

A woman from North Carolina Strung catgut across her ****** With proper-sized cocks Her **** would play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Mina There are a few rhymes for you.

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suppressed08 2

I garuntee that no one here read tye FML then didn't try to think of a word. :)

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rosemary1990 0

ur right lol that's the first thing I did

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gordodestroyo 0

what about Lima, like Lima bean... or that teenage witch Sabrina

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fixxxers01_fml 0

that's a made up word, Jim. Why dont you try using a different word.

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Msraina 8

like box or p*ssy or c*unt?

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suprmidgt 0

it's hard to rhyme a word like ******. Calvin Klein kinda, North Carolina.

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iamchuck 0

Just listened to that song not ten minutes ago.

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tygerarmy 35

Exactly what I thought of. the Bloodhound gang is awesome.

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Domonator 16

In Chicago, there are three street names that rhyme with ******: Paulina, Melvina, and Lunt.

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JuliaM1000 10

Lunt?! HAHAHAHAHA I think I need to the hospital now...

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army13D 0

in the word of The Bloodhound Gang " it's hard to rhyme a / word like ****** / calvin kline kinda / North Carolina? "

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SHANNON_fml 0

On your one special day, im gunna' lick your ****** because its all mine-er, i want to give you anal in our leather recliner, then spread your legs on the diner, i'll be a little bit kinder and then take you on vacation to North Carolina. Happy Birthday sweetheart.

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