Why the hell would you give him a big speech about it if you were lying? A simple "no" would have sufficed. Way to make yourself look like a complete jackass. Btw, smoking is for homos.

Today, I lied to my dad. A little while later, I was caught. FML. WTF? No sympathy here. Don't lie next time, retard.

I put things in my stuffed animals( razors, pocketknives, lighters, etc.)

being overweight doesn't kill your friends, family, and strangers. neither do any of the other bad habits smokers have listed.. smoking is the only one that kills not only yourself but other people too, whether they like it or not. it's one thing to kill or harm yourself, but a whole other when you take the lives of other people in your hands. your habit is suicidal, homicidal, and downright unforgivable. does it not occur to you that there are actually people in the world who want to live to see old age? it doesn't matter if we actually make it to be 90 years old. we still want to try. just as people who exercise and eat right try to live a long, healthy life. we may very well be hit by a bus, or gunned down, or suffer a heart attack. but that's life. you try to make your life the best it can be, because we don't know when we will finally go, but there's no reason not to make all the efforts to be healthy. so when you complain about "better than thou" non-smokers, you're complaining about people who are doing all they can to make sure them and their families can have good lives. maybe you don't give a shit about your health or your life, or your friends' or family's lives. but most people do. get over it. you are the scum of humanity. the terrible health effects of smoking are well known. as are the effects of stabbing people, giving aids to people, shooting guns at people, gassing people, etc. all of these can severely harm or kill other people, many without any choice whatsoever. in my eyes, and the eyes of many others, smokers are no more than murderers.

hypocrasy is a bitch...

YDI for being a freaking idiot and smoking.

YDI but still. We have all been there I guess. Because smoking is cool and you know it.

who the **** smokes?! you think ur so cool..… wait til u die I will laugh

you should have told him the truth and should not have made yourself look like a total dick...

cigarettes: most disgusting thing ever