Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings...

By screwed - 19/11/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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By ExtemelyBroke - 06/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By noeducation - 27/08/2009 09:16 - Canada

Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:05

wow lawsuit?? or call the MIT guys and have them win it all back and omg im first!!!! who effing cares

himitsusj 6

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:08

Oh damn. I would call lawsuit on that one. Unscrupulous, immoral parents ftl.

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magicalrubixdude 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:37

sue him NOW!

Kingmort35 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:55

#18: you do know college is extremely expensive. 64 grand is prolly not.even enough for undergrad.

aaronruark 2

Friday 29 April 2011 8:02

man I thought you were bitching because you were down to 65000 but you mean he spent that much that does suck but at least you had one

randall0415 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:19

ouch that really sucks

amberlovesorange 0

Monday 27 June 2011 5:30

make him pay it all back!

HaloR 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:28

Kill him

Stickyspit44 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:27

well first off, holy shit you had 64000 dollars!! damm

musical94 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:32

That much money would pay for 2 years of college for me.

Kaotiic 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:47

So what, anyone would die to have $64k for college!!

TheBigGreedyBast 4

Monday 3 December 2012 6:43

boohoo. lil bitch onwy has 64 gs left

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