By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 216
You deserved it 5 053

Same thing different taste

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You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.

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jennifer6848 0

Reminds me of my cousin. He brought three girls home at the same time. None of them knew the others were there, banged them all. And I was in charge of kicking them out one by one. I was thirteen at the time haha. He also thinks stuff like "always swallow" is important advice that I HAD to know. Haha gotta love em