By ohlordhelpmenow - 15/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
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perdix 29

Is he talking about food or women?

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ChaosAngel17 14

At least you're going to get aged cheese.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tsk tsk, he throws it away just cuz there's mold on it? He should take a leaf out of Rockefeller's handbook. Ah well, I guess that's why you're on FML and he was richer than all the world's tycoons three times over! enjoy your moldy bread :)

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vintagemeow 6

As long as it doesn't grow legs and flee from you- you'll be fine!

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kreepers 6

Splatter powder on food you refuse to consume! It'll cheat him into throwing it away, at the very least.

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funnynesh 10

Colour him green while he is asleep. Tell him the next morning he looks old. When he hesitates,say "go look in the mirror! you've got mould dad! You must be old!"

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ronski 41

A "best before" date is only an advisory & can be used after that date, whilst a "use by" date is not safe after that date

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vindicated21 12

Our rule is "When in doubt, throw it out!" Try running that by your dad.

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Yourheadache 19

Thats a good one, I'm going to use it.

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KelBelAndNats 7

I don't see how this could end badly! If you ignore the impending food poisoning, that is...

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