Money: Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old...

By Harry - 05/12/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

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Don't drink and DIY

By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

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PIVOT!

By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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CARS!

By hatenicknames - 09/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML

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Perfectionist

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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By Username - 14/04/2011 06:59

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

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By mazzer - 04/01/2012 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

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Outlaw

By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:20 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 12:51

Make your dad pay for the damages since he is the one who wanted to save a buck in the first place.

danthemanfosho 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:12

well even if you lived in a house you would have to pay for it

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Sargasm 4

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:14

Penny wise, pound foolish. The Brits knew what they were talking about.

redshortsx 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:22

that's an f your dads life unless your holiday is gonna suffer from it

baby_gurl2405 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:24

now the real question is...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Did you manage to save any money from it? LMFAO

mizu22 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:37

you'd have to pay to have it fixed in a house too....

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Saturday 5 December 2009 15:44

You would think that after they realized the sofa would do that kind of damage to stop. hmmmmmm

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Saturday 5 December 2009 16:29

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cals 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:14

i just moved into my apartment, and the couch was the absolute worst thing to move. hopefully the damage isn't that expensive.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:28

Wow, I totally read that wrong. I thought your friends leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway and for some reason punched a giant hole in the wall. I was also picturing him with a giant wooden leg for some reason and im not even high. I think I need a drink.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:13

LOL. Can I have some of that weed?

blastvortex 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:18

Well, unless you're paying for your father's misgivings, it's not exactly your problem, is it? I'd say FHL, but he deserves it for not being more careful.