Transportation: Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car,...

By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By imblue42 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2011 17:16 - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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Disapproving

By Disappointment - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 8 May 2015 23:50

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

shaaza 16

Friday 8 May 2015 23:50

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

Comments

thelionheart 14

Saturday 9 May 2015 3:24

Scream "ALLAH AKBAR!" and pop it at him?

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:08

OMG LOL!!!

TerraShadow 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 3:35

Tbch your dad has a good sense of humor, weird maybe but still good. So lighten up a bit OP, your dad was only joking.

simply_meeeee 26

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:26

"Dad you're joke was soo not the bomb.com..."

messymessiah 11

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:53

I'm sorry for laughing but ha ha ha. Good old dad-jokes.

shemademedoit 20

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:53

I'm sorry op but that was hilarious!

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:07

I'd be like "thanks a lot dad" heavy on the sarcasm.

vmbrocca 13

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:23

In middle school my dad sad my cheeks looked like pepperoni pizza, I'm so glad to be done with the worst of my acne. Don't let what your dad said get to you, it'll pass. Just take care of your skin and try not to stress. Tips: If you have a large pimple that seems ready to pop don't pop it just hold a green tea bag to your face and let the antioxidants in the tea help fight the acne. You can also apply toothpaste to the area and leave it there a couple hours. After washing your face cover your whole face in Hydro peroxide for a minute then dry off. Exfoliate your skin at least one to twice a week. Make sure you always moisturize daily. I hope this helps ?