Transportation: Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car,...

By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2011 17:16 - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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Disapproving

By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 8 May 2015 23:50

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

shaaza 16

Friday 8 May 2015 23:50

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

Comments

qdawg06 23

Saturday 9 May 2015 0:06

Some zits are pretty explosive.

brandan020 10

Saturday 9 May 2015 0:09

ok thats mean but kinda funny if you think about it

JustinJK 21

Saturday 9 May 2015 1:34

I've thought about it very hard. you're right. it's funny.

Teyros 24

Saturday 9 May 2015 0:24

well.. He's sort of looking out for you I guess. In a dickish way.

91hayek 31

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:03

True. Better him tell you than you have everyone look at it and give you weird looks without you knowing why. Of which you'll come and post about on FML.

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 9 May 2015 0:26

Don't you just love parents?

Stillo 25

Saturday 9 May 2015 0:33

Heeeee... Dad humor.... No?

Pyneapple 19

Saturday 9 May 2015 1:10

At least your dad didn't leave you when you were 3 years old on your birthday. Thanks for the surprise birthday gift asshole! Don't bother downvoting me. I'll do it myself :)

gintwinsmoore 20

Saturday 9 May 2015 2:23

25, no need for a down vote from me...:) I do hope that this hasn't affected you too much in your daily life though. If so, seek counseling or something.