By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

You couldn't handle look-out duty? How hard can that be? Was your dad trying to slash the tires with a butter knife?

Did you get in trouble by your dad for not doing a good job on watch duty?

anthony21597 2

You probably should have bought one of those wacky moving devices off the infomercial channel. You can move furniture with them. Or even a car. Imagine the hilarity of moving the car down the street, chuckling to yourself as the neighbours call the police to report a stolen vehicle, only to find it turn up halfway down the block. They'd think they were losing their minds, as would the cops! Hilarious!

etoilenuit 15

Hahaha thats funny!!... also sorry that sux

kCbaby0x 5

For some reason I find this hilarious but it sucks for the people's tires lmfao

thathipsterchick 2

Oh, I didn't know it was father/son appreciation day :p

reckless_blonde 5

Sounds like you weren't doing your job then

Good point. That had really been overlooked.

You went to jail so you are capable of making your own decisions. You should have told your dad no. YDI

lacespace 8

I love how right around the time when you become legal to be imprisoned you're brain suddenly grows the capabilities to make decisions, it's such a weird phenomenon! Op wasnt prepared for the whole great power great responsibility bit, poor legal woman.

rocketpopper1030 11

Well obviously you don't know how to keep watch if you got caught ;)