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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 18:00

Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By lonely - 01/08/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

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HotCheetos22 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:35

Your dad is a jerk.

micah38 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:35

WTF was the prank?!!!

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downtime 12

Tuesday 3 July 2012 4:41

35, Gotta admit, as an Australian I did make the same forbidden mistake of misreading Austria as Australia here. I think I'm going to be deported :(

stonedfishies 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 4:55

...that's pitiful.

Briiyahh 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:16

I wouldn't talk to him for a good amount of time teach him a lesson

evantnt 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:20

Your dad sounds awesome

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:32

If getting drunk and breaking your kid's knee "awesome" to you, then I hope you won't be having kids in the future.

btstig 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 11:16

Sounds*

Keiren 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:28

What a dick.

HerrBawl 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:53

Best. Dad. Ever.

Phanatic89 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:55

best dad ever!

laxbro4769 6

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:24

For some reason I feel like the nurses are probably for her father and not her...

pfx2_fml 15

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:45

Sounds like he has the right idea

mightymart 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:52

For some reason, I'm pretty sure that his dad isnt looking for male nurses..

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