By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 146
You deserved it 2 034

Same thing different taste

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turtleflarf98 2

More like forever alone!!!

18, When the number of lesbians exceeds that of straight people your comment will make sense. When someone says they are female, the natural inclination is toward them being straight unless specified. It wasn't specified.

PhishloverA 14

He's trying to find hot nurses for you because he feels bad

actually, she lives in AUSTRIA. Slight difference there...

MindFreakazoid 10

22 - but of course! Don't you know about Rory Williams? No? Sorry, stupid need joke...

MindFreakazoid 10

Nerd, gosh I hate autocorrect

TriflingAllDay 6

The pikachu part is actually correct I believe.

trippythehippy 6

Since your female (did anyone else notice?). Get him back. OP: dad, what if you hurt the baby???!!!??? Oh btw, happy grandparents day, in about 7 months.