Miscellaneous: Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute...

By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...

luismyl 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Hey he is being honest

Comments

angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:42

Go wash your stank ass!

ImSoEffedUp 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:25

Wow.... Any chance you're Amish...?

ngoss 3

Saturday 28 January 2012 16:07

That stinks :-p maybe next time you should take a shower or something called perfume

CSTDude77 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 7:41

Calm down. It's just your dad saying it. Not like your bf is tellin you that

BVBARMY1238 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 1:35

My dad does that to me all the time. Don't let it get to you.

snarkytruth 37

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:23

Shower and try again. My dad used to dance us around the room while we stood on his feet. It was always on weekend afternoons. Great memories and I miss him dearly. Laugh about it and realize he said it because your relationship is close enough to be honest. Dont let it stop you from dancing with dad later. Cherish him and all your memories your making now.