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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 280
You deserved it 30 953

Same thing different taste

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Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...

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well if you shower before dancing with him next time he may be willing to go all the way (assuming yall are from arkansas or some weird ass state like that)

GoW_Chick 14

At least he finished dancing with you first, that's sweet, now go take a shower, and don't forget to wash behind those ears kiddo.

GoW_Chick 14

Edit: I read over the FML and it seems he didn't finish dancing with OP, well at least he was even going to in the first place, some of us aren't so lucky dad wise.

xbella 8

be glad it was him that told you, not some random person at the club

club? notice it said waltz, not grind... we people that include waltzing in our dance repertoire don't typically go to "clubs". just throwing it out there.

AI think 37 was just trying to make a comparison, calm down.

xbella 8

Who said anything about grinding? Why would she be grinding on her dad, now ur just nasty for saying that.

tweetbaby14 18

Why is it awkward? Her father said she stinks not some random person on the street.

wildsweetchild 19

Then do so, and problem fixed ...better your dad, then somebody else.

perdix 29

You're lucky he lasted a minute. He probably thought you two started to dance near a pile of dogshit or a dead animal and tried to move away from it, when he realized the stench of feces/rotting corpse followed him, he threw in the towel.

Why did your dad want to dance with you?

He's your dad and hes honest - be glad you did not go out that way !

Be like I think it's your pits! Put them DOWN