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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2025 05:00 - United States - Crestview

Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...

luismyl 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Hey he is being honest

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Reasonable 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:13

This context is bizarre... Did OP smell like potatoes or something?

jonriise18 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:22

What!?

jdogg0119 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:15

Stinky stinky...

sparkrok 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:16

hefty hefty

DrMime 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:18

Adjective Adjective

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:37

Verb! Verb!

proud2fly 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:19

At least he let you know before you went off and danced with someone else smelling like that. :)

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:19

You smelly bro?

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:22

Don't forget to wash your ass.

tmd4L 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:39

Or else you'll be funky.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:24

Or you'll give your girlfriend a skid mark.

stevenJB 25

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:24

Oh that's dad making sure he'll have grand kids. It's a good thing :D

_Peppermint_ 34

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:31

**** him....and ma $20

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:46

^no!

michellenKG 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:32

Well then maybe you should go shower.

loveme25 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:32

Well take a shower stinky butt!

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:48

If you need to be told to shower, there's a problem.

hamodeabosam 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:18

U r right

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