Intimacy: Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess...

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By brokebackanus - 18/12/2015 14:15 - United States - Detroit

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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infantrygirl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:17

YDI. You shouldn't have snooped.

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:19

Old People do still have sex you know?

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cs68507 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:35

I'm assuming the mom is hot! Who knows what other tapes they have in the house!!

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 7:31

you really shouldn't be going through someone else's phone like that. its an invasion of privacy. people get arrested for that under the charge of piracy.

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 8:19

you know when you get a new phone you can transfer all the data from your last phone onto the new phone for easier transitioning... either the service provider can do it at the store or you can use a SD card. this person never said that these were newly taken pictures...

Bibico_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 8:21

Look at the bright side: At least they weren't pics of your dad going down on some dude. Just trying to find the silver lining. You're welcome.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 9:05

HAHAHAH #41.

littlepirate_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 12:56

You must be scared for life, and unable to look your mom and dad in the eye (at least, that's what would happen to me.) I am so so sooo sorry.

Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 13:07

#39, you obviously need to pay more attention. "Today" and "FML" tags are added to every post, just to let you know.

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 18:18

actually #49 you are only given 300 characters to tell your story and you have to include Today, and FML at the end, so to keep it short to fit inside the guidelines the person probably didn't feel like taking the extra characters to explain to yalls dumbasses how new the god damn phone was! just laugh at the mother ******* FML i think this one is hilarious. and if you have anymore doubts just read what i said to # 39 aswell, mine is #40... dont be an idiot out of the billions of FML's there are only a select few that actually happen on that day, jackass!

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:06

#51 Your second statement is no more accurate. You just made it a compound sentence. what you meant to say was: "Today, I started to mess around with the cool features on the phone my dad recently bought and stumbled..." which is actually the same amount of characters as the first one, and i bet the OP wasn't ******* thinking that people would need so much ******* guidance to understand his or her FML! stop being such a bitch about how the person wrote it and just go with it! like i said before, its a great fml just enjoy it for what its worth, stop trying to analyze it!