Health: Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 01:39 - United States - Demopolis

Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so run down and overgrown that it's officially a public health hazard. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 02:01

Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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Thanks for your support

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 04:00

Today, I visited my dad's grave to give it a clean, since moss and shit were starting to grow on the gravestone. Apparently this counts as vandalism, according to the groundskeeper, because soap and water can damage the stone and make it crumble faster. Yes, the city cops sent me a fine. FML

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One law for thee, another for me

By thanks a lot asshole - 26/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By FirehouseShowersAreGross - 05/07/2019 00:00

Today, I’m showering at a local firehouse. Why? Because our shower is broken and my dad refuses to fix it, or get someone to fix it for us. It’s been a year and a half since I've showered in my own home. FML

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Rollercoaster ride of emotions

By He's ok, nobody died, all is good - 20/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML

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Karenezzy 20

Friday 27 June 2014 8:54

Give him a hand on cleaning, instead of going online and writing about it. Help him out!

zandalee 19

Friday 27 June 2014 8:54

F your father's life! That really sucks for him in these tough times!!

Comments

Mr_Brightside209 12

Friday 27 June 2014 9:01

Lucky Son of a bitch!! your daddy's famous!!!!!!

Enslaved 36

Friday 27 June 2014 9:42

Wow! Open up my eager eyes. You are Mr. Brightside "I never"

GentlemanBastard 15

Friday 27 June 2014 18:08

I nevvvverrrrrrrr

TheKingKen 22

Friday 27 June 2014 9:04

Help him out OP! :) Maybe you can ask your friends to help out as well. It can only get better from here. Cheer your dad up

johbstonjacob 8

Friday 27 June 2014 9:19

welk that stinks

toaster123 11

Friday 27 June 2014 17:16

This comment is too funny.

CanyonRose 16

Friday 27 June 2014 9:24

More f his life than yours.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 27 June 2014 9:55

But hey, at least he made the news!

lb0812 18

Friday 27 June 2014 12:59

Free publicity!

MandyMeow_fml 18

Friday 27 June 2014 9:59

Bleach.. Bleach everything.

MoodiQ 8

Friday 27 June 2014 10:19

atleast it isn't on the national news or the bigger channels

LennyComa 39

Friday 27 June 2014 10:42

And someday Son it will be all yours

World_Burner 13

Friday 27 June 2014 11:12

Bad publicity is still publicity!

alimination602 10

Friday 27 June 2014 11:23

Son, this is your business. Everything the mould touches will one day be yours.

Lil_Red777 21

Friday 27 June 2014 17:28

Mold*

beaverteaser 16

Saturday 28 June 2014 2:53

ahhhh good old grammar nazis

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Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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