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By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 015
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iamabamf 17

Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."

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MrClean17 15

I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate

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jem970 19

And thats the way the cookie crumbles....

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LSS_fml 18

Mine calls me 2nd favorite. Out of 2 of us ):

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pipinya 8

Can't imagine what he could be implying

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poccocurantes 7

I was planned, but we all know what happens to even the best laid plans.

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poccocurantes 7

Look on the bright side, you have a new pick-up line. "Hey baby, are you experienced?" Thank Jimmy.

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bernie_mac 7

Seriously one of the funniest FMLs I have read

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melanierules123 7

Atleast they dont call you an accident

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DJAllen 6

Tell him he was a experiment.

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