By Watchtower? More like fortress. - 19/10/2012 21:39 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
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max_wilder 9

Burning Jehovah's witnesses is a noble cause. Help him.

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lemontree7 3

This is the best fml ever!! In the past, I have scared them off by answering the door naked, but I love this option!

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dajojonater 3

This sounds more like your life is awesome.

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LappDance 16

Tell your dad to come on over to Utah, there's plenty of them here.

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kut17 11

Mormons are not Jehovas Witnesses.

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generationaliya 7

Clearly 51 knows shit-all about the different religions

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stormyandlovey 10

I'm Mormon and we definitely are not JW. and 51- that's Muslim. not Mormon.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I see a charge of arson, 2nd degree burns, and possibly some skin grafts in your future.

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Fuzzymonkey2013 7

That. Is. Genius.

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iwadasn 32

If he gets arrested for harming someone with it, won't this make you an accomplice?

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X_Codes 11

IMO, a totally rational response to seeing that on TV.

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yolo95 5

your dad sounds like a badass. wish my dad was that cool!

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TrailblazerSS 5

Pretty soon there will be commercials for them. I'll take two, please.

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RedPillSucks 31

The wonco witness repellant. Just 14 payments of $19.95. Operators are standing by. Act now and we'll throw in the burn kit for free.

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