By Watchtower? More like fortress. - 19/10/2012 21:39 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
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max_wilder 9

Burning Jehovah's witnesses is a noble cause. Help him.

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lemontree7 3

This is the best fml ever!! In the past, I have scared them off by answering the door naked, but I love this option!

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love1026 6

would the plural of Jehovas witness be witn-eye?... Jehovas Witn-eye...

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Rainy_Dayz2012 0

It's Jehovah's WITNESSES you idiot.

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outoftown 26

How inflammatory! Is your dad off his meds?

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whatthefreshhell 15

come on children, **** off. They knock on your for, boohoo. cry me a ******* river... this is why people don't go out in service anymore.

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666toxic 0

Y'all r ridiculous they knock on ur door to talk to u about what's gonna happen don't answer if u don't like it period it's ur business if you don't n ur life with it they don't even threaten you so why even bother hurting them? Oh iight y'all make sense grow up

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whatthefreshhell 15

right? they don't force you to answer the door, or listen

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Axipiter 24

56, did you actually understand a word dat wuz sed dere?

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lmfaoincanada 9

Your english makes me cross eyed. Grab a dictionary, or an english teacher... It'd help..

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666toxic 0

Sorry ur so damn proper niga cuz I ain't ur prob what? 40 or something that u cant understand slang?....smh no comment

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GothicAngel17 24

For some reason the word 'muff' stood out to me, and now my head is filled with unpleasant images D:

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ChakatBlackstar 29

I'm a little weirded out by how many people are okay with setting people on fire, no matter how annoying they are. That's a horrible way to die. Seriously, shame on you people.

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totheforest84 4

If you're in America they aren't legal on cars or your house... I've looked into it.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm a bit concerned as to why you felt the need to look that up.

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totheforest84 4

it was ten years ago and I was in the later part of my teens, there had been a lot of car jackings in my area and thought it was fitting way to go for the **** bags that think it is OK to drag someone out of their car.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

*knock knock* "Hi sir, have you found *Fires up anti-Jehovah torch* JESUS!!"

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