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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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Fatherly love

By Anonymous - 27/02/2024 10:00 - Ukraine

Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML

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The bird's the word

By anonymous - 26/06/2012 06:05 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

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PIVOT!

By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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iaaan 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:02

wow jerk

Sungod 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:02

In Sovjet russia, door slams you! anti flooooood

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bigchedda 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:06

in soviet Russia the microwave door slams u! lmao

iaaan 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:09

-.- ilafp ilafp ilafp

iaaan 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:16

idk, they were a fad a while ago but now theyre just annoying.

bigchedda 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:20

lmao a 'FAD' it's been years since I've heard that

seanreddog 4

Friday 21 May 2010 1:15

You lick anti-floods pussy? Good to know...

bigchedda 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:30

I'm confused why do comments keep dissapearing and coming back?

seanreddog 4

Friday 21 May 2010 3:55

Because Swiper swipes them but then I tall him to go **** himself and he says "Awww man!!" and then he takes it again and "Youll never find it now!" but then we do.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:59

Yakov Smirnov. Google it.

seanreddog 4

Friday 21 May 2010 5:13

Why? I don't get it...

Erindub 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:08

No the microwave door was just the final straw sweetheart

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Friday 21 May 2010 1:08

Oh, you're a total monster - abusing an innocent inanimate object like that! How could you do such a thing?! Haha. But for serial: OVERreaction

GhettoPanda 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:11

Ahahah sounds like my father xD

sproket03 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:12

You were probably being a bitch before you slammed the mic door. Unless your a crazy person who just slams random microwave doors for no reason. Either way, YDI.

joce445 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:15

GOD FORBID, WHAT IF YOU SLAM YOUR BEDROOM DOOR :O

childproofpizza 19

Wednesday 5 April 2017 15:50

better grab a coffin catalogue

KDubs2156 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:16

u were probably being a little bitch all day and that set him off. ydi

brucesgirl 0

Friday 21 May 2010 1:17

if you do start packing he might reconsider and say no my friends dad did if ge is a good father then he will miss you if by your screwed lol it's easier if you pay bills then he will loose one of his main sources of income