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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Sungod 0

In Sovjet russia, door slams you! anti flooooood

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oscaroscar 0

haha my dad used to do this to me all the time.

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purplemnm 9

microwaves are people too! they need love like everyone else.

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ohsoelectrik 0

dude, my dad is totally the same way. I feel ya.

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ivyshade 0

probably just having a bad...parents are allowed to have them as well, start respecting other peoples property..YDI

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bandgeek_bri 0

maybe he was very possesive of his microwave. OP, u need to be considerate of others feelings.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'm so sorry. My dad randomly lashes out like that sometimes, too. It sucks. I once loaded the dishwasher but forgot to run it, and he acted like it was the end of the world.

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dontbmean 0

smells like an underlying issue....

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HeatherXCore 0

I've had my dad punch me in the back of the head and kick me because I turned around after I washed my hair and water landed on him. :/

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SeasonedLemur 5

Are you serious?! wow some peoples dads on this board sound like utter wankers... I'm gonna find mine and give him a hug he's quality!

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YouKnowJosh 0

my dad shot me cuz my mom went into labor while he was trying to watch the game

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ALERI0N 0

101- im sorry, your dad mustve been really abusive if he hits you for getting water on him.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Hydrophobia? Sounds like rabies. Time to have him put down. (Yes I know that's not what "hydrophobia" means.)

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HeatherXCore 0

Yeah I kicked him back. He really wasn't abusive that's the only time he ever really hurt me, but that is really just something that stuck out in my mind when I read this.

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