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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Sungod 0

In Sovjet russia, door slams you! anti flooooood

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FYLDeep 25

You slammed a microwave door? You're lucky you're still alive.

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rayrayandbread 0

sounds just like my asshole dad

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htownlove 0

don't worry, ur dad is just going through his man-period =)

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luciousp 1

Parents are people and can over-react sometimes. Kids can over-react too and turn some small meaningless incident into an FML.

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seanreddog 4

Micro-Wave good bye to your parents hospitality. You're prolly too old to be living with them and he was just looking for an excuse to get rid of you. But don't worry you can slam microwave doors all you want when you do get your own place!

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RedPillSucks 31

Most likely that was just the last straw in a string of straws that broke the camels back.

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jessxoxo28 5

you monster!!! lmao, thats pretty harsh heres a lesson- dont slam the microwave door anymore... or any other door just do what he says and once your out of the house for college or something, you can slam all the micro wave doors you want

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kingghidorah 10

dude thats like a typical day for me

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andrysb24 5

sounds like a lot of bottled-up resentment

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