Miscellaneous: Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it....

By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 133

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

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By sonja_n - 10/10/2019 23:00 - Australia - Kew

Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML

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You deserved it 547

By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 834

By Squeezebox - 30/08/2017 08:00 - United States - Missoula

Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 251

You deserved it 582

By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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You deserved it 32 929

By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

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Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

Did you take a picture?

chrissysweathear_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

that's horrible!

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:44

Your camera risked it's life to save you from water. He died a noble and honorable death.

xvolleyballerx 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:49

haha no. 2!!! well u have warranty....

sweetTnt_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:03

OP = schupid

Jokro_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:06

why would you block it with your camera. dumbass

saywhaaat_01 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:11

hahahaha that succkkss

turtlemansam 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:15

Hey I have a Canon Rebel t2i! I would never throw the camera infront of me!

blink_babe 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:23

haha.. my camera is water proof :) but ya six for u :(

M2M4Ever 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:44

u can dodge those things! lol but that sucks all the same.

perdix 29

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:49

You should have protected the camera by blocking the water with your $1.99 face which happens to be waterproof.

emmyers 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:52

make him buy you a new one, it's his fault! D:

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:21

Not completely. He aimed for her face, which is away from the camera. OP overreacted.

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