By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
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pandabrr 12

Do the same when he's sleeping.

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DocBastard 38

Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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False_Stupidity 41

Might have also figured that that was the only way you were going to get any pussy. He's just trying to help you out!

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TallMist 32

#31 Now, let's not assume here. OP could very well be gay, bisexual, pansexual, or bicurious just as easily as she could be straight.

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jdeezy01 13

Looks like I found a way to wake up my girlfriend.

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cyttex 13

Yeah 18, it kinda has the potential to.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Did he remember to videotape it? That sounds like good YouTube material!

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JoBHarvelle 7

Well that's an awkward wake up...does it claw? If do then I suggest getting it declawed if this is gonna be a reoccurring thing.

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kieralumina 30

please do some research on declawing. its actually pretty cruel...

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cheesy_wotsit 20

Declaw a cat??? Suggest you get your knuckles removed whilst you're at it!

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davincidasecond 24

So, did you cuss your dad out, or did the cat get your tongue, too?

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dachayke 16

Or did she have respect for her parents?

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kieralumina 30

forget respect. I don't care if youre the queen. you do that and you are getting cussed out. making a baby doesn't mean you deserve respect. its how you treat and raise that baby into an adult that determines whether or not you deserve respect

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TrollingStalker 16

That is the evilest thing I can imagine.

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raininginseattle 9

Wonder where the snooze button is on that thing?

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beaverteaser 16

your dad is awesome

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JazNim17 18

My mom used to wake me up by playing with our puppy (the dog in my profile pic) until he was hyper and then setting him on my bed. There's no wake up call quite like getting your head pounced on and ears chewed.

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