Miscellaneous: Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement.... - FML

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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Why though?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:04

Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

Reid5 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

Amused me!

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ProhibitionRose 14

Friday 24 February 2012 5:51

(^.^)># >.< Yeah I'll go back to my corner now.

krazygurl111 3

Friday 24 February 2012 5:56

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dchames 1

Friday 24 February 2012 6:15

Start a food fight then!!!

caitybear32 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:15

Im sorry but that is hilarious :D

Bassist5798 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:21

now u get too eat homeless people kill for that

doubleohseven 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:25

Eat it dummy! It was a great moment in your life, not an FML! Waffles=foodgasmic

Drekavak 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:44

Shut up you're not funny. ******* lame.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 24 February 2012 15:57

What the **** are you talking about?

clm123455 14

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:09

You're not a hard ass either. I do not find your comment necessary since you don't even know the person who posted this FML. How would you know if they're funny or not??

kei1108 13

Friday 24 February 2012 7:07

Abusive? Seems funny and light, but could be seen as demeaning...

KevLar33 4

Friday 24 February 2012 7:16

That.... Is....... AWESOME!!!!!!

skittlesmeep 4

Friday 24 February 2012 12:12

LOL Bet you threw food at him while you were a baby :D just a lil payback I guess

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