Miscellaneous: Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement.... - FML

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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Why though?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:04

Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

Reid5 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

Amused me!

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taaaaaylor 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:48

I'm jealous of you! You have one of those cool dads!????

blegehlehgleh 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:02

Do you like waffles? I'm assuming no...

I_Punch_Babies 7

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:03

that mustve been one awful waffle!

gr82bhere 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:04

Why else would he throw a waffle at your face?

kristenleanne09 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:12

Better then a meatball or jello smashed in my face or a egg filled with flour on Easter.. Even worse a normal egg.. What a doughy Easter, parents sigh* lol

ifeelya 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:12

Was it covered with whipping cream and strawberries?

pimpnainteasy 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:17

I can almost bet you put it on a plate and ate it

OffToTheGayBar 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:21

What's the problem here?

reaxion 25

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:25

Ahahaha. Buttered or with syrup and powdered sugar?

Nudi_fml 13

Thursday 23 February 2012 17:26

Throw it back at him for your own amusement.

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