Miscellaneous: Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement....

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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You deserved it 2 812

By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 918

You deserved it 35 962

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 491

By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 5 631

By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 906

You deserved it 7 746

By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 440

You deserved it 1 120

Why though?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 814

You deserved it 1 976

DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:04

Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

Reid5 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

Amused me!

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BrotherTheo 31

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:41

Sigh. Now I want Waffles. Damnit.

Redneck_Mouse 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:44

Your dad is so cool...

AhmandahAnarchy 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:46

Now I understand why half of you peoples are messed up... FYL

WoshJinchell93 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:21

Uh huh... Tear.

SunsFan 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:49

How does this **** your life?

Candice0687 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:01

Lol Sounds like he was just trying to have fun, did it have syrup on it?

MrsUresti 8

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:11

Hahahahaha

natas_fml 13

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:34

Put a waffle in your orifice!

neander 8

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:36

If you ducked and it missed you, your life sucks. If it made contact, you deserved it.

nabila21 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:11

OMG IT'S RAINING WAFFLES!!! *grabs plate*

2cute4u_18 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:21

BLUE WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, son!

He's still got it

Why though?

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