Love: Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while...

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Creepy disruption

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 2:37

You had him first, don't give up on him because of this!

Christy10 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:37

It's better that you guys have been going out before they got together. It would've been worse had you guys started going out after your parents If they do get married and people give you shit, blame it on your parents lol

Comments

danc501 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:49

... Just think, you don't have to decide which family you are going to see during the holidays... :o)

djspazy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:09

Hahaha imagine if they got married and actually had kids. You and your boyfriend would have a blood sibling.

Jonesey808 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:14

The same thing happened to me.

squeaky_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:14

that would be awkward if you broke up and began hating each other.

lexi_lu 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:37

I don't watch gossip girl, but it definitely reminds me of drive me crazy, which was on today actually..

mikeloyst 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:38

Sleep Tight upper east side xoxo, Gossip Girl

superson_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:58

who cares? he's not related to you

wildstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:01

Sounds like you lifted the story from a movie I've seen...umm...Drive me Crazy. If you aren't lying then it doesn't matter. He's not a blood relative.