By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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singthai29 0

how depressing. my sister was an iud baby. things happen for a reason. n ur special.

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singthai29 0

after a man undergoes a vasectomy it is advisable to have 20 ejaculations n use other means of birth control methods for 6 months when engaging sexual activities with ur partner to ensure or determine that he is permanently infertile.

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myspacer117 0

you and your dad really trust your mom, don't you?

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DavidC43 0

You sure your mom didn't cheat? I feel another FML coming on... Haha

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itswhateveridk 0

Woah! That's a relief, I thought u were gonna say that since he had a vasectomy your mom cheated on him and that's why you were born, lol.

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delfino1604 24

your father must be a special mistake as well if he believes his none existing sperm created you

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aninalcruelty 0

Or your moms a **** :D

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csmouton 3

Whose mom bangin? If ur dads vasectomy didn't work then I got it. However we men get that shit for a reason. We don't want anymore of you little bastards and we know when mom is ******* around

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