By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 422
You deserved it 3 137

Same thing different taste

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chickenwalrus 14

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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Same here, then the MD who did the procedure on my father was murdered by his wife.

...So? I don't understand what's so bad about this. I was an accident too and I don't see why it's such a big deal.

Let me tell you a bit of a story, lad. A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle, shouting 'BANG!' at the top of his lungs." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor asked. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No". The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

Strangely that's exactly what happened with me. It isn't really that big of a deal though. At least you were born

BamBAmGG 14

That makes you a winner! You swam the good fight as a lil sperm even though your dad got a vasectomy!

I don't get it..for the people who voted on "you deserved it"..how does OP deserve it?