By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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Battle765 4

Haha this is how I was made to.

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Mongoose19 0

See, if I was your dad I might be a tad suspicious... Considering that can't be too common... Can it?

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Deathhound 27

I would say it did go well, but your mum cheated? Why should that fail, huh

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soccerchick16 5

ahaha maybe your mom cheated;) doubt the vasectomy *failed*

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MaRi3_ZaN3 0

ORRRR! UR MOM CHEATED ON UR DAD N GOT PREGNANT N JUST SAID U WHERE UR "DADS" TO COVER IT UP. FYL . Lmao. ;~}

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Mipz 2

So you're dad didn't want you and he's stupid, huh? (much like many of the people commenting -_-)

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