By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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milly_11 4

Or maybe your mom cheated... Just saying it could be a very BIG possibility

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GoArmy6624 7

If a man gets a vasectomy there's a period after the surgery where the man will still release sperm. I bet he was told to beat off a few times before having sex for the first time after the surgery. Just be glad you weren't a knuckle child.

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brunettegurly 0

or maybe he isn't the father.. his/her mom could have cheated.

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picturescrazy 24

Hahaha, I assume your mom was sleeping around instead.

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loserman67 35

Sorry, I have to say this -- your dad is a MORON! He probably also wonders why mommy's panties are always sticky, why she has constant urinary tract infections and why her jaw is always sore. WAKE UP DAD, mommy is sneakin

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robert76 5

Actually, no. Vasectomies do reverse themselves. It's fairly rare, but not completely uncommon either. The human body has an amazing capacity to heal itself.

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emeraldstar102 3

you're the moron... he probably checked... vasectomies can fail sometimes

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cinder2theblock 0

There's nothing accidental about what your parents did on bed, you were a surprise

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lynn21812 0

Sounds like your mom actually cheated

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