By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

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damn_all 22

Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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FrustratedJoe 10

What was higher, your self esteem or your dad?

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the_Jessicaaa 11

You should probably check you surroundings. This one time something similar happened to me and I ended up falling in someone's piss

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Edumcg 24

You must have a psychedelic personality ;)

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715chiefs 15

That's a moment when you act crazy to screw with him. Ask him if he smelt the noise that the color blue made or something like that.

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Xeebar 28

Yeah. It explains that your parents liked to have sex while on drugs :l

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ggoos 8

How exactly did you and you dad get on the topic of your conception?

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RedPillSucks 31

Acid flashback?

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weveallbeenthere 30

nothing you can do about it. but you may understand any issues you have.

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martin8337 35

As long as you're not hearing colors, seeing sounds and things are not melting around you, you'll be all right.

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tehdarkness 21

At least your parents knew how to party

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