By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

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damn_all 22

Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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RandomPatron 13

This sounds like it could come straight from Archer.

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vikky538 28

well your dad remembers the day you were conceived...

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only_me_4ev 8

You should start to say creepy things like purple said what? Just to **** him up

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sartrow 8

that is funny as hell! your dad sounds cool and relax, I'm sure he was just playing with you (: , P.S. I woulda said that explains a lot to you about why he acts the way he acts, musta took a bad hit lol

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the_real_dvd 21

How can he be sure you really even exist?

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Sirriddler 3

Awesome! Though you might want to get some sherry in him at Christmas and ask him to clarify those points of contention in his head.

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Adamantablade 8

Perhaps he was having a flashback. Perhaps of your conception

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