Transportation: Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting...

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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MaximumBeat 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:55

There was really nothing to be ashamed about OP, we all make mistakes and you should be honest about it:).

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:52

I'd rather say that than give in to stereotypes

Comments

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:11

Lots of guys have wrecked on motorcycles because of a wasp in the helmet. No shame in that. Just make sure to tell him it was a big angry bug with a stinger the size of an ink pen.

dirty_dan_ 15

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:35

I had the top off of my jeep and a tree frog fell on my face and I hit mailbox?? I feel your pain

alkoy 4

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:48

Tell him. Being distracted by a bug is certainly better than being distracted by texting.

jefftheguy123 10

Tuesday 25 August 2015 23:17

At least you prize your dignity over your phone.

Jiratias 36

Tuesday 25 August 2015 23:48

The truth is not more embarassing than what he believes. And at least, in reality, it is not your fault. You should tell him, hoping he believes you now...

18aligd 3

Tuesday 25 August 2015 23:59

then how did u send this lol???

tinycroc 10

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:01

Probably by a computer also connected to the internet, just a thought. Phones aren't the only thing that can access fml.

cornyrob 33

Wednesday 26 August 2015 0:12

But you still text while driving, don't you?

InOmniaParattus 8

Wednesday 26 August 2015 0:38

I fell asleep and smashed my truck into a guard rail and my parents, to this day (this happened like 3 years ago), still insist that I was texting and driving since "there's just no way a 18 year old girl fell asleep in the middle of a construction zone"

PsychicBulwark 4

Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:13

Either way, sounds like you need some type of intervention. Driving a car is not flying a kite, you can't just have a little conniption over bugs / dirt / totes gross at your convenience and let go. You're going to kill someone. YDI.