Transportation: Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting...

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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MaximumBeat 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:55

There was really nothing to be ashamed about OP, we all make mistakes and you should be honest about it:).

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:52

I'd rather say that than give in to stereotypes

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bvo_27 14

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:39

Look at the bright side, at least he didn't take away anime right? Jokes aside, FYL. I can relate to you; I've had a wasp land on my face while driving on the highway.

MooseKnuckle503 11

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:41

You're ashamed of the bug but not being a peice of Shit texter while driving?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:56

What would you do if it was a spider?

maximus_prime 24

Wednesday 26 August 2015 17:57

Burn the car.

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 26 August 2015 5:32

Ydi for not being honest. I mean how were you to not know it was a bee or something? I also hit fyl, simply because i know car accidents SUCK.

exoticwaved 9

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:40

Assertiveness is an attractive quality. Practice on ya dad ;)

fmljosh1015 20

Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:16

Wtf.. Why would you be ashamed of that? If a bug flew into my face I would freak the hell out

Star_Gazer_x 16

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:36

Hold on... If you're old enough to drive then your phone is your own damn business.... If my dad tried to take mine id laugh in his face!

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:46

Not if he is maybe paying for it. There is a whole lot of assumption in your comment.

DoctorMEW 19

Wednesday 26 August 2015 21:35

You can drive at 16, that means you are still your parents responsibility and in their house. Hell, at 16 they are probably paying for that phone and possibly the car and insurance. So yeah, they can take the phone.